Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.
- Bob Hope - In Old Age
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You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.
- Bob Hope - In Old Age
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I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's time for my nap.
- Bob Hope - In Old Age
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Change alone is eternal, perpetual, immortal.
- Arthur Schopenhauer - In On Change
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They tell us that suicide is the greatest piece of cowardice... that suicide is wrong; when it is quite obvious that there is nothing in the world to which every man has a more unassailable title than to his own life and person.
- Arthur Schopenhauer - In Mortality
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A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.
- Bob Hope - In Humor
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If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you work at it, it's golf.
- Bob Hope - In Sports
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