A man is not old until regrets take the place of dreams.
- John Barrymore - In Dreams
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The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and vinyl.
- Dave Barry - In Humor
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It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if you take it from another person's plate.
- Dave Barry - In Humor
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A government that is big enough to give you all you want is big enough to take it all away.
- Barry M. Goldwater - In Government
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Hubert Humphrey talks so fast that listening to him is like trying to read Playboy magazine with your wife turning the pages.
- Barry M. Goldwater - In History
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Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
- Marion Barry - In Politics
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What right does Congress have to go around making laws just because they deem it necessary?
- Marion Barry - In Politics
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I would remind you that extremism in the defense of liberty is no vice! And let me remind you also that moderation in the pursuit of justice is no virtue.
- Barry M. Goldwater - In Politics
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Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.
- Dave Barry - In Sports
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Bill Gates is a very rich man today .. and do you want to know why? The answer is one word: versions.
- Dave Barry - In Technology
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The Internet is the most important single development in the history of human communication since the invention of call waiting.
- Dave Barry - In Technology
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