I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
- Lily Tomlin - In Humor
|
If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
- Lily Tomlin - In Humor
|
If truth is beauty, how come no one has their hair done in the library?
- Lily Tomlin - In Humor
|
Ninety eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hardworking, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them.
- Lily Tomlin - In Government
|
The trouble with the rat race is that even if you win, you're still a rat.
- Lily Tomlin - In Society
|
Sometimes I worry about being a success in a mediocre world.
- Lily Tomlin - In Success
|